nikkari

[warmness]

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[uncleanse]

Ah—good morning, Grune-san. [ he laughs, smiling brightly the way he always does when grune rolls around. ] It's been a while since we've been able to use that greeting, hasn't it?

[ he is also munching on the popping boba he'd discovered yesterday. he might have gotten addicted? ]

[warmness]

Mm. Why are you up so early?

[ please don't say fucking ]

[uncleanse]

Haha... you may not know this, but some days I'm an early riser.

[ he didn't say fucking! :) ]

[warmness]

Wow, that's so impressive.

[ she says, while also awake, ]

[uncleanse]

Then you must be as well, if you're also awake right now.

[ she's PURE ]

[warmness]

I seem to have fallen asleep in the laundry room.

[ and that's why she's awake ]

[uncleanse]

. . .

Were you doing your laundry?

[warmness]

[ ... ]

What happened to my laundry?

[uncleanse]

Follow me, Grune-san.

[ normally he would take her hand, and he almost does—but then he remembers this week's effect and keeps his arm firmly at his side. ]

[warmness]

Okay.

[ haha yeah time to try not to get horny

but she'll follow wherever he goes ]

[uncleanse]

What sorts of things did you leave to wash...?

[warmness]

Clothes?

[ it comes out as a question ]

[uncleanse]

Yes. Of course.

[ he does not ask her to elaborate further. ]

[warmness]

[ i'm crying i hate you

but to the laundry room! first thing nikkari may notice is that it's like... kind of wet? like maybe someone overfilled with machines and it spilled out at some point? ]

[uncleanse]

[ i wanted to see how long it'd take you to notice

but. hm. that's a thing. he still doesn't really know much about how washing machines work, but it doesn't exactly take a genius to notice this. ]

Oh dear. Did one of the machines break?

[warmness]

Hm... maybe after I left?

[ no ]

[uncleanse]

... Perhaps so.

[ he's just gonna. go over? and see if he can find whatever the problem is??? grune why ]

[warmness]

[ the problem was literally just putting way too much detergent in ]

[uncleanse]

. . . Ah. I believe I see what the problem is—

[ as he tries to get closer to the machine to try and fix the problem, he starts to slip! in an extremely over the top and definitely-not-contrived-whatsoever manner! for him to bump right back into grune so that we actually get to the content this post was made for! instead of shitposting! which i would normally not feel bad about but we got paid for this!

anyway oh no he is starting to get horny ]

[warmness]

[ i fucking hate this so much

but grune blinks in surprise and

hm ]

Oh dear.

[uncleanse]

Grune-san...

[ this could easily be taken for him being demure but no he's horrified at the idea of being horny for her specifically ]

[warmness]

This is a little unfortunate, isn't it?

[ ah well

she'll just go to sit down ]

[uncleanse]

Are... are you not affected?

[ she... is powerful ]

[warmness]

Hm? Oh, I definitely want to do the fucking coitus with you.

[ yea she's saying it again ]

[uncleanse]

[ he really wishes that her saying that instantly killed his boner

but it did not

so he takes her hand ]

Come. We can worry about your laundry later.