higekiri

[warmness]

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[banzais]

Mm! You have been doing such good work with the watermelon sect, I couldn't tell if you had completed your fucking coitus for the week.

[warmness]

My fucking coitus?

[ i hate this ]

I'm not sure.

[banzais]

Oohh.

Then maybe just in case, we should complete it.

[in whose room, hige]

[warmness]

Oh, that would be nice of you.

[ not dying is something she's a fan of ]

[banzais]

Well, sometimes it can be rather fun.

[the fucking coitus can??]

Regardless, I would like to see your safety for as long as I can.

[warmness]

[ how much fucking coitus has hige done for him to form this opinion ]

Alright. I'll try not to let you down.

[banzais]

[he found out he can be a bully during fucking coitus, that's all he needed]

I'm sure you won't.

Do you know how to wield Iwatooshi?

[warmness]

[ i'm glad that you're being a thot ]

Dimitrisand was showing me a little.

[banzais]

Is that so? How good.

You're very different from Iwatooshi's last master...

[warmness]

[ BENKEI!!!! ]

What were they like?

[banzais]

[he looks thoughtful

and then just

raises his hand up veerrrry tall

benkei probably wasn't even this tall but in hige's head, he was]

[warmness]

[ hm.....

she goes on her tip toe, but still isn't tall enough ]

I'll just have to grow.

[banzais]

Haha, careful, someone might try to cut you down.

[they

they have not found a room to bang]

[warmness]

[ please let them find a room i refuse for them to bang in a hallway ]

Oh no.

[ she doesn't know the lore so she takes it as a joke ]

[banzais]

[you literally need to find the room it's not up to me]

Be careful, brother.

[warmness]

[ you're going to regret this

because now they're just going to head into the elevator, and grune will peer at the buttons. ]

Which floor?

[banzais]

[it's gonna be all your fault]

Hmmm, first?

[why]

[warmness]

Alright.

[ well, unfortunately, they're now going to the goddamn first floor!! this is awful! ]

Has brother done the fucking coitus yet?

[ hiza ]

[banzais]

I believe so - I heard he surprised... um, Dimitrisand.

[anna is so awful]

[warmness]

Aw. How good for them.

[ i hate this

the elevator dings as the door opens, and grune will trail out of it. there's only a pause as she looks around. ]

Now let's see...

[banzais]

[trust me that i

also hate it]

I'll follow your lead, brother.

[warmness]

[ well then, they're walking and she leads them to the

(throws dart)

employee break room ]

Is here fine?

[banzais]

Sure, why not?

[thanks i hate it]

[warmness]

[ mood

but in they go! grune isn't closing the door behind her so like, hopefully higekiri will so this is less awful. ]

[banzais]

[he will

probably only remember once she starts stripping off her dress??? so likely just barely. this is so much worse than takasen never locking their door.

anyway he'll also have FRIEND CUTTER written across his neck once he starts undoing the top of his dress shirt]