[He can't tell if it's truthful, but he assumes it is, so he smiles slightly.]
I'm glad.
[He doesn't say he can relate. He's been... having fun here and there, but every once in a while a real weird human feel socks him in the chest. It's fine.
He'll cart her off to the BDSM shop... so they can... pick out... a strap on.]
[DON'T JUST. Nevermind. He flushes up his neck into his face, but tries to remain diligent and focused on... picking something out. Why does it have to be his choice?! He knows why, but like, also WHY.]
Ah... They're all... really like... the real thing...!
[Nervously, he glances--wow, yeah, that's too long for sure. Anyway, he quickly gives up on wasting time deciding because it's embarrassing! So he, like, grabs an average size one for Grune, but it doesn't match her skin tone, so he exchange it for a different one.
but grune just watches him do all of this, a pleasant smile on her face, as she is either completely unaware of how embarrassed hizamaru is or she doesn't care. who knows.
He starts carefully coming out of his clothes since all Grune has to do sometimes is drop the dress. He puts them aside neatly, not ashamed of being bare. Only, like, shy about potentially being railed by brother Grune.]
[Oh wow, he sure is getting flashed. Not that it seems to bother him much more than a flush because--he's not embarrassed, he's... turned on? HE REMEMBERS, OKAY. He unfortunately remembers.]
Please tell me if it's uncomfortable.
[He's going to help her get the harness on first, making sure it isn't biting too much into her when he clasps it at the waist and along the thighs.]
Is it okay? It looks... [A pause.] ...funny. Like funny undergarments.
[Give him a moment to get out the product of his pleasurable demise so he can try to figure out how to pop it into the clasp on the front of the harness.
Oh, it's upside down. Thankfully, he has one, so he knows it isn't supposed to be that way.
He pops it back out and then back in correctly positioned.]
There. It is strange... it does not go down? That there is not one that is down which rises like the human body does.
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I'm glad.
[He doesn't say he can relate. He's been... having fun here and there, but every once in a while a real weird human feel socks him in the chest. It's fine.
He'll cart her off to the BDSM shop... so they can... pick out... a strap on.]
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[ but i guess they're
looking at strap ons now. i hate it.
but she gestures. ]
Pick whatever you'd like.
[ since it's going into his booty ]
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I'm alright.
[DON'T JUST. Nevermind. He flushes up his neck into his face, but tries to remain diligent and focused on... picking something out. Why does it have to be his choice?! He knows why, but like, also WHY.]
Ah... They're all... really like... the real thing...!
[Nervously, he glances--wow, yeah, that's too long for sure. Anyway, he quickly gives up on wasting time deciding because it's embarrassing! So he, like, grabs an average size one for Grune, but it doesn't match her skin tone, so he exchange it for a different one.
Musical swords.]
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but grune just watches him do all of this, a pleasant smile on her face, as she is either completely unaware of how embarrassed hizamaru is or she doesn't care. who knows.
but once he picks one, she nods. ]
Do we need anything else?
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Ah. You would have to hold it, so... I think you need... [He points at the?? package??? are they in packaging idk] This harness.
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[ she taps a finger against her chin
before grabbing it. ]
I see.
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[He... offers his elbow again. So that they can return to the poor cursed DimiHiza room. And proceed with the pegging.
RIP Hiza.]
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but back to the room they go, grune humming the whole time. once they reach it, she shuts the door behind her. ]
Shall we start?
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He starts carefully coming out of his clothes since all Grune has to do sometimes is drop the dress. He puts them aside neatly, not ashamed of being bare. Only, like, shy about potentially being railed by brother Grune.]
Would you like me to help you?
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[ grune has not done anal how do you do this
but she'll try to? put the harness on? help ]
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He moves over to help her with the harness.]
Would you like it over or under your clothes? It may be easier without them, but--it might chafe.
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[ she just lifts up her dress. flap??? it's too early for words ]
Put it on.
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Please tell me if it's uncomfortable.
[He's going to help her get the harness on first, making sure it isn't biting too much into her when he clasps it at the waist and along the thighs.]
Is it okay? It looks... [A pause.] ...funny. Like funny undergarments.
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[ she's not really moving in it so she can't say it's uncomfortable other than the usual wearing something weird for the first time. ]
We need to attach the... thing?
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[Give him a moment to get out the product of his pleasurable demise so he can try to figure out how to pop it into the clasp on the front of the harness.
Oh, it's upside down. Thankfully, he has one, so he knows it isn't supposed to be that way.
He pops it back out and then back in correctly positioned.]
There. It is strange... it does not go down? That there is not one that is down which rises like the human body does.
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Mm... perhaps that would be more complicated?
[ grune doesn't know how dicks work ]